Tossing Monkeys or Something

Oh, there you are. Still not mad about the Comic-Con writeup, are you? Good.

According to this bio I'm writing reviews for this website called Monkey Toss TV. I'm not sure how you pronounce it. Monkeytoss TV as if "monkeytoss" were a curse like "buggerall?" MONKEY TOSS TEE-VEE as if you were talking like a caveman? I have no idea and I'm not going to ask anyone.

First review is for Justice League: Cry for Justice #1, which was laughably overwrought crap. I just make fun of it. It's tits.

Second review is for Marvel Divas #1, which I tried out of morbid curiosity and found myself pleasantly surprised that it wasn't made by Hitler. But, Jesus, how can you blame me when the cover looks like THAT?

I'm thinking about using Monkey Toss as a place where I can write the most snotty, snarky, irritating things and save the pseudointellectual wank for this blog. Until I find a place that will officially post my pseudointelletual wank, in which case I will reserve this blog for nudie links and shameless plugs.

Or I might just save the nudie links for myself.